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09 June 2009 @ 10:17 pm
Even Beefy Hairy Gay MuscleBears Need To Manscape - Occasionally  
Being a Bear myself, I'm not one to advocate shaving off unwanted body hair willy-nilly with reckless MANSCAPED foolishness. Too many men go TOO FAR shaving off their fur. Just because they have a hair clippers. And because they can. Or those who COULD grow a beautiful beard - but they just don't allow it by over-shaving. It doesn't stand a chance because they've got a grooming trimmer set and they hack and whack at their fuzzies with reckless abandon.

On the other hand, sometimes we have slobs like me who just don't pick up a razor or hair clipper _quite often enough_. It's not that I don't try to groom regularly. Its just somedays I just don't want to try. But when I do, I make sure I have the best scissors, combs, beard trimmers, razors and hair clippers for MANSCAPING myself and my fur properly. And I'm working on a website to help you buy and choose the right tools for hair hacking.

Every man's a MANSCAPER to some degree. Not just bear hairy gorilla men or otherwise hirsuit bodybuilders shaving for competition. And a man's manscape landscape just doesn't stop at his bristly, stubble neckline. Sometimes you gotta go down, waaay down to DOWN THERE, yes I said it - to trim pubic hair and scrotal whatnot - well at least once in a blue moon to at least try to keep that sort of thing under control. Gay or Straight, neglected furry bits deserve a bit of clip and trim attention. Occasionally. I'm going to start practicing what I preach. I'm going to go at the very least - shave my cheeks (no, silly the ones on my FACE!) tonight. The other furry-bits, I'll wait till tomorrow with good daylight available so I can MANSCAPE properly...